"It's hard to get a man when you already have children," laments one of the women in an attempt at sympathy.

"I've worked with children before," Muldoon blurts out to try and help their cover. He's not as smooth as Midge at lying like this. "I used to give talks at schools."

Eager to get onto a topic he prefers, one of the men asks, "Are you working, Miriam? In the same line of work as Robert here?"