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Robert Muldoon ([personal profile] allbedestroyed) wrote2024-12-22 10:26 pm
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A black tie adventure with [personal profile] doesntsing

For a man whose perfect day involves hiking out into the wilderness alone to track a rare animal, an evening at a fancy party is not something to look forward to. The only consolation is in having good company to share it with. Making sure his friend has a good time is a much better goal than schmoozing the other guests.

After going through the ordeal of renting a tuxedo, and a car, he's around to pick Miriam up at the address she provided. Muldoon is uncomfortable in the unfamiliar clothing, and apprehensive about surviving an upper class dinner, but at least he knows he'll be in some good company. Worst comes to worst, Miriam will have some extra material to work with for her shows.

Ringing the doorbell, Muldoon tries not to look as awkward as he feels.
doesntsing: (smirk)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2024-12-27 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
“Let’s do it,” she tells him, “the next day we’re both free.”

Midge is curious what Robert is thinking of that might not be suitable for a first date, but chances are it’s not as dirty as whatever she might be thinking of. Plus, she’s fairly sure they don’t have to leave the city to do any of that.

“Perhaps if you come back sometime I can take you out to the Catskills,” Midge continues, her voice low and sensual. “Some parts are very remote and private. You and I could get up to all sorts of things, I’m sure.”
doesntsing: (smile 1)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2024-12-27 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
He’s a man of few words, but that’s okay. Midge is a woman of too many words.

The only thing he seems to pick up on in her tone is the mountains, and not her sexual innuendo, and honestly it makes Midge smile wryly. “My family goes to a camp in the Catskills every summer,” Midge tells him. “As long as I’m camping in a cabin, it’s enjoyable.”

There’s a resort vibe to the camp she and her family go to. It’s not roughing it. Tent camping doesn’t really hold any appeal for her.
doesntsing: (mic)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2024-12-27 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you can get her there someday, Robert. She just hates the idea of looking less than her best. There’s no room for curlers and hair dryers and creams and makeup in a tent.

“Do you mean because there’s a salon on the camp grounds?” She asks with faux innocence. “There’s swimming and boating and tennis and archery, things like that. It’s nice to get out of the hot city for a while in the summer.”
doesntsing: (laugh)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2024-12-27 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
It’s the least camping-like camping ever, but it’s the only type of camping that Midge has ever done.

“What’s so funny?” she asks playfully. If describing her summer camp is what gets him to laugh, she’s going to feel disappointed in her abilities as a comedian. “It’s for adults and kids. It’s leisure in the woods, okay?”

She rolls her eyes and sips her whiskey. “Not all of us are rugged outdoorsmen who have punched wildlife.”

Midge isn’t offended. She’s sure her camp is practically civilization compared to what Robert is used to.
doesntsing: (side look)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2024-12-27 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
“That’s twice more than most people have done it,” she says. Midge leans in and puts her lips to his ear in order to whisper to him. “I’m stuck on it because I think it’s very sexy.”

If he needs it spelled out for him, then she can do that.

Sleeping on the hard ground isn’t really her idea of a good time. It’s something she’s done after a night of drinking a few times in her life.
doesntsing: (smile 1)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2024-12-28 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
“That’s exactly what I want though,” she murmurs. “Notions. Actions.”

They have such little time. Obviously, Midge will not push him to take advantage of it if he doesn’t want to, but she wants him to know where she stands.

She leans against her arm propped up on the table and gazes at him.

“Is there something else I should do to show you that I’m attracted to you?”
doesntsing: (black dress)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2024-12-28 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
A grin slowly spreads across her face. “Did you think I’d say no?”

In case that isn’t direct enough, Midge leans back against the booth, her body pressed to Robert’s side. “Yes. I’d like that.”
doesntsing: (smile 1)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2024-12-28 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Midge downs what’s left of her drink and places her hand in Robert’s. He pays for their drinks and then they head out, back to the car and his hotel room.

She’s nervous now. It’s nothing to do with him, only the typical jitters that a first time can bring. What if she does or says something silly or he doesn’t find her body attractive?
doesntsing: (bears)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2024-12-29 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Midge’s heart pounds in her chest as he backs her against a wall. Now that they’re in private, she doesn’t have to be as polite with her touches and kisses. She runs her fingers through Robert’s hair as her mouth opens against his. Her tongue darts against his lips, seeking entrance. Her other hand rests on his chest, feeling his heartbeat under her fingertips.
doesntsing: (pleasant)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2024-12-29 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Midge has a slim waist, but curves where it counts, as Robert will soon find out. Feeling his hands on her body makes her shiver in delight.

Once his jacket is off and he returns to her, their kisses turn hot and desperate. Midge doesn’t care if she’s messing up her lipstick, though her cosmetics are high end. They tend to stay in place. Without removing her mouth from his, Midge paws at his bow tie, digging at the knot blindly until shes able to get it undone and pulls it off.
doesntsing: (black dress)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2024-12-29 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
She lets out a little cry of delight when he picks her up and she wraps her arms around his neck. He places her down on the bed and is feeling around on her sides. Looking for the zipper, she realizes.

“It’s in the back.” Midge rolls onto her side so that Robert can find it and pull it down. “There’s a corset sewn into the dress, so you’ll need to unhook that too.”

Once he gets the zipper down her back, he should see the black mesh-like fabric held together with eye hooks. Hopefully he knows how to undo those. It’ll be practice for undoing her bra soon afterwards.
doesntsing: (side look)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2024-12-30 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
There are a lot of underpinnings that help make women look good in clothing. Robert should be thankful they’re not living a hundred years earlier, otherwise he’d have far more layers to take off and an actual laced corset to untie. This is relatively light by comparison.

Midge returns the kiss while he works. When she feels that he’s unhooked the dress completely, she pulls back and sits up. She takes her arms out of the dress and lets it fall to her waist, then puts her feet on the floor. Standing up, she takes the dress off fully, stepping out of it. She lays it carefully over a chair. As mentioned, it’s a Dior. Midge would prefer that nothing happen to it.

She’s less concerned about the underwear that she’s left in, white lace bra and panties with a matching garter belt and nude colored stockings. More things for Robert to undo, but if he’s rough with these, she won’t be that upset. Midge takes a moment to slip off her heels, then rejoins him on the bed.

“You’re overdressed.”
doesntsing: (side look)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2024-12-30 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
“That’s fair,” Midge concedes. She watches as he undresses, as fastidious about his clothing as he is about everything else. Midge wonders if he was ever in the military. He would probably enjoy that sense of order.

Then he’s half naked and she’s wondering about other things.

Her eyes scan over his chest, marking the scars, but also the definition of the muscles in his arms and his chest. Her fingers tangle in his chest hair as she kisses him. Yes, she likes what she sees.

“Very masculine,” she murmurs. “You even smell masculine.” Midge buries her face in the crook of his neck, breathing in his aftershave and kissing the stubble there.

Feminist though she may be, Midge can appreciate a man who has masculine qualities and is a true gentleman as well.

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