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Robert Muldoon ([personal profile] allbedestroyed) wrote2024-12-22 10:26 pm
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A black tie adventure with [personal profile] doesntsing

For a man whose perfect day involves hiking out into the wilderness alone to track a rare animal, an evening at a fancy party is not something to look forward to. The only consolation is in having good company to share it with. Making sure his friend has a good time is a much better goal than schmoozing the other guests.

After going through the ordeal of renting a tuxedo, and a car, he's around to pick Miriam up at the address she provided. Muldoon is uncomfortable in the unfamiliar clothing, and apprehensive about surviving an upper class dinner, but at least he knows he'll be in some good company. Worst comes to worst, Miriam will have some extra material to work with for her shows.

Ringing the doorbell, Muldoon tries not to look as awkward as he feels.
doesntsing: (smirk)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2025-01-07 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
“Oh, how fancy.” Midge thinks for a moment. “I’d better have wine. I’ve had enough liquor already tonight. Red, if you have it.”

She gets out of bed and stretches, debating whether or not to put on one of the hotel’s robes. She decides not to, for now, and walks over naked to join Robert at the mini fridge.
doesntsing: (black dress)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2025-01-07 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
She grins when he looks her up and down, then clinks her glass against his. “L’chaim,” she replies.

Now her eyes are doing a bit of wandering too. Robert is middle-aged, certainly, but his body is in great shape, if not a bit banged up from being attacked by various animals. His thighs are particularly impressive.
doesntsing: (laugh)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2025-01-07 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
“I did?” she asks, then remembers what he’s talking about. “Oh!” Midge laughs lightly and actually blushes a little. “You’re, um… the first uncircumcised man that I’ve ever seen. I think you’re the first non-Jewish man I’ve slept with, actually.”

Congratulations, Robert?
doesntsing: (got it)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2025-01-07 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Midge sips her wine and takes a deep breath. “I don’t know how much you know about Judaism or Jewish culture, but Jewish parents tend to vastly prefer that their children marry within the religion. I’d guess it’s to ensure the survival of the religion, since, you know, they tried to wipe us out about 20 years ago.” Only she can be glib about the Holocaust. “Temple becomes a big part of your social life, so that’s who you meet and date. I met Joel in college, but I knew I wanted to marry a Jewish man. That’s what good Jewish girls do.”

Midge walks slowly towards him, closing the gap between them. “Now, I’m divorced, and I can sleep with whomever I want to, non-Jews included.” She wraps her arms around his neck. “Just so happens that you’re not Jewish, and that’s not a dealbreaker for me. But your cock was strange when I first saw it.”
doesntsing: (Default)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2025-01-07 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
“I’m sure,” Midge says with a smile. “But your cock works as well as the other ones, better than some of the other ones, actually.” Her gaze turns downwards to where it hangs flaccid, though still impressive. “Looks aren’t everything.”

She takes another sip of her wine and leans in to kiss along his jaw. “What turns you on?” she murmurs to him between kisses.
doesntsing: (pleasant)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2025-01-07 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
She likes seeing him smile like that, considering that he’s not prone to doing so. She likes being the reason that he’s smiling.

Midge raises her head to look up at him, a smile playing at her lips. “Of course I am. Did you think we were finished?”

If he’s tired, she won’t push him, but he doesn’t seem tired. Midge can give him more recovery time if needs it.
doesntsing: (side look)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2025-01-07 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
“What if what I want is to ride on top of you?” Midge asks. “I’m sure we could lose all sense of propriety with that.” He seems very active in bed, so it might be difficult for him to be on the bottom. Honestly, if he flips her over halfway through, she won’t be devastated.

The scratching and biting is a little surprising and Midge raises her eyebrows as she considers it. “We may have to work up to that,” she says, “but I do like a little nibble…”

She leans in and gives his neck a gentle bite. “I can dig my nails into your back.”
doesntsing: (side look)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2025-01-07 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
She’s glad that he seems so keen on her being on top. Midge prefers to switch with her partner, depending on what each of them might want or need.

It’s not surprising that he asks the question in return, and Midge pauses to think about her answer. “Men who know what they’re doing in bed, though I don’t mind showing them.” A woman’s pleasure is more complex than a man’s and not as easy to achieve. She likes when a man can take instruction and learns how to please her.

Midge blushes a little as she realizes that she’s about to get somewhat graphic, but it’s not like Robert is some shrinking violet. “I like when a man goes down on me or touches me… puts his fingers inside me.”

She bites her lip. This is, perhaps, more embarrassing, but he was brave enough to share with her. “I like being praised, told that I’m doing a good job or that I’m a good girl.”
doesntsing: (ooh)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2025-01-07 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
“Really?” She asks in surprise. “Never?” Maybe the women he’s been with in the past haven’t been so bold as to ask for it.

“We don’t have to do anything that you’re not comfortable with,” Midge continues, “especially if I leave you tongue tied.”

And who knows? Maybe she’ll find that she enjoys a bit of wrestling in bed.

She kisses him again, a deep, long kiss that lets her taste the whiskey on his mouth. Then, she slips her hand in his and tugs him towards the bed.
doesntsing: (pleasant)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2025-01-08 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
“I have to admit, the idea that you’ve never gone down on a woman before is kind of appealing.”

Midge can almost feel his eyes on her and the way Robert looks at her makes her feel like the only woman in the world.

When he pulls her close, she leans in to the kiss, her tongue moving back against his. She can feel her arousal starting to grow again. Robert is the type who likes his sex on the frenzied side. Midge doesn’t mind matching that energy, but she wonders if she can show him how good sex can be when you slow it down and make it sensual.
doesntsing: (laugh)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2025-01-08 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
It’s definitely more intimate. Maybe someday the two of them can get there.

Before she can answer, Robert is scooping her up in his arms and Midge is squealing in delight. She laughs as he puts her down in his lap.

“Because, then I can teach you to eat me out exactly the way that I like,” she says cheekily.
doesntsing: (side look 2)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2025-01-08 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Midge runs her fingers through his hair as she kisses him, tugging at it slightly. She moves to straddle his lap, facing him. If he ends up tossing her to the bed in the middle of sex, she won’t mind, but maybe Robert will find that he enjoys having her ride on top of him.

Still kissing him, she reaches down between their bodies and wraps her fingers around his cock. She strokes him slowly up and down, trying to get him hard for her.
doesntsing: (mic)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2025-01-09 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Midge has to admit, the growls that Robert makes in bed are pretty hot. She didn’t know she’d find that attractive, but she didn’t realize she’d find him attractive at all when they’d first met. It had grown over time, over getting to know him and seeing the kind of man that he is.

“You like that?” She murmurs. “You seem to like these too.” Midge pushes her chest forward into his hands. Robert’s hands are big enough that Midge feels like he’s able to get most of her breasts in them.

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